[He'll laugh and finally decide to open his eyes.]

Relax, it's only been about a week hasn't it? That's not too bad. It builds character.

[He'll start counting out the days they've been traveling on his hands, turns out it's been a couple days more than a week.]

Hmmm... It's been awhile since I was last here, I can't think of a shortcut off the top of my head, but I'm sure we'll find something.